I like people with depth, I like people with emotion, I like people with a strong mind, an interesting mind, a twisted mind, and also people that can make me smile.
|what i actually said:||i forgot|
|what my parents heard:||i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.|
|Dad:||...and then Superman took Batman's hand and they kissed under the full moon having saved the d--"|
|Son:||I don't like this story. It's weird|
|Dad:||For the last time you ungrateful *deep breath* it's not a story, it is my fan fiction, and you will listen|